Maximilian

I like to sneak Maximilian into fast food places. The people who end up seeing him just stare. And whisper. I find it highly entertaining. But I wonder if they're saying good or bad things about him. Hm. I don't care.

Max also enjoys a walk around the lake. Actually, I usually end up carrying him a quarter way through, but he still enjoys it. His stubby little legs tire him out though.

Basically, He's only the best thing in the world.